Ruin A Wish!

Granted, but then they don't do anything the whole time.

I wish I knew what to write in my essay.

Granted, but your essay ended up being about how a fungus functions without chlorophyll, and in order to have all the correct details, you need to perform your own experiments, so your room becomes a science lab, with no room for you or your belongings.

I wish sugar wasn't so unhealthy.

hahahaha, love your answer!

Granted, but then salt becomes poisonous and all of our food has absolutely no flavor whatsoever.

I wish I had a natural talent for singing.

Granted, but the only songs you know are in Japanese.

I wish it didn't matter whether you pushed or pulled doors.

Your wish has been granted. Now it only matters whether you slide it to the left, right, up, or down.

I wish I had more time to study.

Granted, but then it fills all your time, until you have no time for anything except to study.

Kaida died age 19, from starvation.

I wish I had GM:Studio Master (yoyogames.com)

Granted, but then you discover that GameMaker isn't that great anyway. Although I've only tried the free version.

I wish I could time travel into the past and back and not get stuck in the past somehow.

Granted, but your time travel can only span 1 second periods of time... talk about de javu

I wish that I wasn't Muggle-born

Granted, but then you turn out to be Struggle-born!

I wish that no one would ruin this wish.

Granted, but the unusual nature of your wish disrupts the normal course of nature, and the world ends.

I wish healthy foods tasted better.

Granted, but then you lose your childhood eating healthy foods.

I wish that the sun would stay around for a good while yet

116_Tribe wrote:Granted, but then you lose your childhood eating healthy foods.

I wish that the sun would stay around for a good while yet

Wish granted, but as it does it becomes unbearable hot.

I wish I could get $200 buck right now.

Granted, but the government takes it away because it's stolen.

I wish I could have a free trip to Alaska.

Granted, but the trip does not work into your schedule.

I wish that poetry would dissappear

Wish granted! But then all literature disappears

I wish I was having pizza tonight!

Granted, but it is peanut butter and tuna pizza

I wish that i had superpowers

Granted, but your powers are in making peanut butter and tuna pizza super fast.

I wish I had thought before I decided to walk home fom my canceled voice lesson while wearing shoes that cut up my ankles.

Christina the Regina wrote:Granted, but your powers are in making peanut butter and tuna pizza super fast.

I wish I had thought before I decided to walk home fom my canceled voice lesson while wearing shoes that cut up my ankles.

PB and Tuna is pretty good... especially on a quesodilla.

Granted, but then you wear shoes that cut up your shins.

I wish that I will win my Fantasy Major League Ultimate League!!!

Granted, but then you never win anything else in all o your life.

I wish that a girl would follow my blog (not that I don't appreciate my followers, I really do! But it's a little funny for all three to be boys lol).

I follow your blog! Wait, do I? I'm pretty sure I tried, but for some reason couldn't find the follow button. But I'm seriously blind and deaf sometimes.

Granted, but those girls are actually boys trolling in disguise.

I wish more people would follow my blog! (and actually CtR, I didn't realize it until now, but you were the first girl to follow my blog, too. Except for will, of course. JK I just enjoy making fun of will. )

Hahahahahahaha! You couldn't find the button because I hadn't put it up yet, I'm no technogenius lol. Also, my blog is quite new so my only followers are from here.

Granted, but then all your previous followers would stop following you.

I wish we could get together with our friends from Seattle soon.

Granted but then you meet up with them in Portland... Keep Portland Weird!!!!!

I wish that Ethan liked pie more than he liked twinkies

Christina the Regina wrote:Hahahahahahaha! You couldn't find the button because I hadn't put it up yet, I'm no technogenius lol. Also, my blog is quite new so my only followers are from here.

Granted, but then all your previous followers would stop following you.

I wish we could get together with our friends from Seattle soon.

About how your followers are all from here, that's to be expected All mine were from here until Austin gave me a plug on his blog, then other people started reading.
Granted, but it turns out that they are the boring clones of your cousins.

I wish that we had some soda in this house.

Um, 116 already ruined my wish, I guess I'll ruin both! And I didn't expect people to follow me anyway, so it's cool that they came from here

116:Granted, but then he couldn't have gotten drugged pie out of the vending machine and heard Phil and Bernie's suspicious conversation or have sung with the tooth fairy.

CFL: Granted, but then it's all bacon soda.

I wish I wasn't sore.

Is bacon soda a bad thing?!

Granted, but then you are so fit that you try to do the splits, and break your legs.

I wish that my parents would unlock our computer.