Ruin A Wish!

Those from the S.S. should be very familiar with this game. But for those of you who aren't, here's how it goes.

Random Poster: I wish that I was cool.

Random Person: Wish granted, but you become cool by living in the South Pole. I wish that I could have a dog.

Just keep on doing it. Ruin then Wish.


I wish that all the Soda Shop users would come over here also.

NOTE: No ridiculous conditions should be added to your wish, or else the game gets really lame. EX: "I wish for a unicorn, but it can't die, or hurt me, or be defiled in any way."

Wish granted, but then everyone posts in General Conversations and no one posts in the Ceiling Fan section.

I wish I had an iPad.

Granted, but it crashes and you can't get it back up.

I wish I was on the track team.

Wish granted, but you become the water-girl, not a runner.

I wish I had a pair of Google Glasses no charge.

You are so mean... =P

Granted, but they break and getting new ones cost 200 dollars.

I wish I felt better.

Samantha14 wrote:You are so mean... =P

Granted, but they break and getting new ones cost 200 dollars.

I wish I felt better.

Wish granted, but you only feel so for exactly 1 second.

I wish I could get a UNBREAKABLE Google Glass no cost.

Granted, but it turns out that Google Glasses are actually a plot by some evil scientist to take over the world, and the glasses soon possess your cranium and you become nothing but a mindless robot in the army of a ruthless dictator.

I wish for more wishes.

Granted, but they are stolen.

I wish that I had more time to sew.

Granted, but you don't actually sew during that extra time. You simply spend hours and hours staring at the white walls of your bedroom until you slowly go insane and begin screaming nonsense at anyone who enters, while foaming in the mouth. And 50 years later you die with no friends, and no one to bury you or ome to your funeral.

I wish for a sandwich.

Granted, but the mayonnaise and miracle whip are accidentally switched up and you take it to a country where miracle whip isn't allowed and are thrown in prison, and the lawyer you hire is a fraud, so you are sentenced to a slow and painful death by various torture devices.

I wish that chocolate was healthier.

Granted, but chocolate ends up tasting like cardboard.

I wish that trees would grow upside down.

Granted, but how do you know that they aren't already? And we're just living underground with an artificial sun? (Wow, this is deep.)

I wish that I had red hair.

Granted. But then you have red hair.

I wish that TCF had the resources to open it's own studio, so I could just work there for a while instead of having to go to do ol' school.

Granted. But then the studio would burn down because you would be caught in a shootout with a local band who wanted to use it to record and album and then you would be responsible for a band turning into a gang.

I wish that we had dark bulbs instead of light bulbs.

Granted, but then what would be the point?

I wish I could keep being homeschooled.

Granted, but then you fall asleep during classes and get banned from school.

I wish that I could meet Kevin McCreary. (Try to ruin that one, I dare ya. :p)

Granted, but you go to a restaurant together and he orders fish and it turns out to be bad, and gets super sick from it, and he blames you for the rest of his life because of it.

I wish that I actually sing.

Ceilingfanlover:) wrote:Granted, but then what would be the point?

I wish I could keep being homeschooled.

Wish granted, but it turns out the whole public school moves over into your house, destroys it (including you room:twisted:), and makes the school there.

I wish that I could have telepathy.

Granted, but what if you were in a place with a lot of people? You'd be overwhelmed and pass out and get trampled!

I wish that Ben would send me some gold nail polish, because my nails don't look very good.

Ceilingfanlover:) wrote:Granted, but what if you were in a place with a lot of people? You'd be overwhelmed and pass out and get trampled!

I wish that Ben would send me some gold nail polish, because my nails don't look very good.

Wish granted, but the nail-polish actually is none dry-able and immediately falls and soils your new clothes.

I wish for a better reputation.

God's Girl wrote:Granted, but you go to a restaurant together and he orders fish and it turns out to be bad, and gets super sick from it, and he blames you for the rest of his life because of it.

I wish that I actually sing.

Granted, but because your sentence didn't make ay sense grammatically, you simply start singing more, and don't improve at all. In fact, you get so awful as singing, that you're incorrectly diagnosed with a rare sickness that turns people into monkey. You're treated for the sickness that you don't have, and have a strange reaction and end up starting to age backwards at an accelerated rate. In a mere two weeks, you're reduced to nothing but a fetis, and soon devolve into nothing but an egg soon after.

C-guy wrote:

Ceilingfanlover:) wrote:Granted, but what if you were in a place with a lot of people? You'd be overwhelmed and pass out and get trampled!

I wish that Ben would send me some gold nail polish, because my nails don't look very good.

Wish granted, but the nail-polish actually is none dry-able and immediately falls and soils your new clothes.

I wish for a better reputation.

Granted, but you soon defile your recently cleansed track record and once again have a bad reputation. Sad day.

I wish I had the same super power as Jake the dog from Adventure Time, so I could stretch myself into any shape or size at will.

Granted, but then you would get stuck as a slug when you tried to annoy your sister.

I wish that I got a good grade on my my math test. ( I still don't know what I got yet...bum bum bum...)

Granted, but then your teachers would expect you to do well the rest of your life in math. You would lose all of your friends because you needed to spend all of your time studying math.

I wish that my computer mouse was a real mouse.

But then your cat would attack it, and that would not go over well.

I wish that I won't get in trouble for chatting when I'm supposed to be taking notes.

Ceilingfanlover:) wrote:But then your cat would attack it, and that would not go over well.

I wish that I won't get in trouble for chatting when I'm supposed to be taking notes.

We all do, so I'll make this one simple. You don't.

I wish I had the mind of Einstein.