Ruin A Wish!

Granted, but it's covered in Cayanne pepper and you freak out at some random guy, get hit on the head, are out for three days, and then finally wake up in the middle of a dream where the guy keeps saying "just wake it up, just wake it up".

I wish Aftershocker would continue the Roll to Dodge game.

O.o Okay....
Granted! I want it to continue too! He said he couldn't really think of any ideas, though, and I wasn't very helpful :p

I wish that I had a new book.

Granted, but it has a strange cover and your parents take it away just as you are reachimg the climax.

I wish that my chair was more comfortable.

Haha, 116.

Granted, but it's so comfortable that you never leave, and die old and alone in that stupid chair.

I wish that hahaha I love Christina's status! I was less random.

Thank you!

Granted, but then you are extremely dull and monotonous and everyone just ignores you all of the time.

I wish funnel cakes were healthy.

Granted! But then they are so healthy that all you eat is funnell cake, and you get sick of it.

I wish that....um...I could think of a wish.

Granted, but then you already did...

I wish that I had an elevator in my home.

Granted, but you get stuck in it.

I wish that I could take down my blog post.

Granted! Go to the place where you edit the post, and click "revert to draft".

I wish I had a record player.

Granted, but you have no records and your record player sits around for years collecting dust until the Department of Health shuts you down because you have a parasite laden record player.

I wish that my shoulders weren't sore

Granted, but then your arms are sore.

I wish that I was less bored.

Granted, but then you're hit with a board.

I wish my Grandma didn't have a cancer Dr. appointment tomorrow.

Granted, just granted.

I wish that my arms weren't sore (thanks a lot, Audrey).

Granted, but your cuticles are sore.

I wish I weren't tired.

Granted, but then you are super awake and hyper and annoying.

I wish that I could go back to bed....zzzzz.......

Granted, but then you sleep through life and miss everything that might have happened to you.

I wish I already knew if I was accepted onto a drama team I want to be apart of.

Granted, you aren't accepted. You then change your name and try to reapply and develop multiple personality disorder.

I wish that i didn't have homework this week

Granted, but then you have too much schoolwork.

I wish that I could eat. I'm hungry

Wish granted, but it's food you don't like, and you're forced to eat it.

I wish other topics on this forum were more popular than this one.

Ugh, I know, right?

Granted, but that topic turns out to be "Reasons Ben Is An Idiot". (Sorry, lol)

I wish that this school day was over.

Ceilingfanlover:) wrote:Granted, but that topic turns out to be "Reasons Ben Is An Idiot". (Sorry, lol)

LOVE IT!

Granted, but then you wake up and you're back at the beginning of the day... Then you wish that your school day was over, then it's granted, but you wake up again and it starts over again... and again. You are forever stuck in that day!

I wish that I never again had to think about eating the "healthy alternative"

Granted. I feel ya :p

I wish that my phone was not dead.

Granted, it is alive and takes over your body... you go around constantly prank calling people and getting yelled at.

I wish that I had less reading for my American Lit Class

Granted, but then you have ten times as much Cal homework.

I wish my shirt wasn't so tight.

Granted, but now it's a loose potato bag.

Spoiler:

I wish my favorite author wrote more books.