Ruin A Wish!

Garrett J Vandenberg wrote:

I wish my fingers were long enough to be able to play an entire guitar with just one hand, so I could play three guitars at once.

Which begs the question:how do you play three guitars with only two hands?

116_Tribe wrote:Granted, but then no one wants to shake you hand or get your autograph...

I'd actually be ok with that...

116_Tribe wrote:Granted, but then no one wants to shake you hand or get your autograph...

I wish I had some homework to do...

Wish granted, but it turns out that it's got some sort of hypnotizing pattern to the letter arrangements, and as you do it, you slowly become more and more dizzy until the entire world feels like it's upside down. You spend the rest of your life with intense vertigo at all times, and are never able to sleep again.


I wish all the music I've been waiting to come out this year was out, so I could listen to it.

Granted, but it all turns out to be worse than 'Friday'.

I wish that .exe programs worked on linux without wine or playonlinux.

Wish granted, but the impossible happens and your CPU running Linux crashes.

I wish I knew why the actor for Edmund Pevensie gets to have a cool name like "Skandar."

Wish granted, but your brain explodes from the information.

I wish I could see Jimmy Needham in concert.

Granted, but he has a cold and can't sing.

I wish Rhino will win Club Nationals this Summer. Unruinable!

Granted, but when Rhino wins, he goes crazy and stomps on everything and kills people (this is assuming you are talking about actual rhinos. )

I wish that I didn't have an iTunes addiction. And that all music was free.

Granted, but because you had two wishes, and they only have one to grant, the system malfunctions and you end up getting a free addiction to iTunes wishes.

I wish I knew what Narnia looked like, because I have no image of him in my mind, and I just think of him as looking like Caspian on his avatar.

Wish granted, but he has a black mole that covers his entire face. ()

I wish I could get a summer job at camp.

Granted, but the camp you get a summer job at is a concentration camp.

I wish I never got junk mail again.

Ceilingfanlover:) wrote:Granted, but when Rhino wins, he goes crazy and stomps on everything and kills people (this is assuming you are talking about actual rhinos.

Rhino is an elite club Ultimate Frisbee team.

DragRacingFanatic wrote:I wish I never got junk mail again.

Granted, but then junk mail collects into a mail monster which kills Wooton and ruins odyssey of a terrific character.

I wish that I had more twinkies.

Wish granted, but you'd have more twinkies than everyone else, and no one would like you.

I wish could flap my arms to fly.

Granted, but then you look like an idiot as you fly.

In a similar vein, I wish that I could swim through air... I have dreamed this a couple times and it feels sooooooo weird.

I know, it's like floating but not really. Anyway...

Granted but you have to continue in a straight line and you smash into a tree and die immediately.

I wish I could practice piano outside.

Granted, but the piano is really out of tune.

I wish I could make my own, perfectly in tune, awesome dubstep song.

Granted, but its epicness causes your speakers to explode.

I wish that it was Tuesday already #sickofit

116_Tribe wrote:Granted, but its epicness causes your speakers to explode.

I wish that it was Tuesday already #sickofit

Wish granted, but only in very brief dream.

I wish I would one day become amazing!

Granted, but then you would make us all feel bad with your awesomeness.

I REALLY REALLY wish that I could go to the Fall Out Boy concert in the Woodlands happening on September 25, 2013. (Just in case anyone wants to take me)

Granted, I take you to the concert and we have a great time, but then the moshing gets so ridiculous that we both get trampled and die.

I wish the wifi would work on my iPod.

Granted, but then you turn into a vegetable after being on the Internet 23 hours a day.

I wish Paramore's new album would be here already. I want it.... (wait for it...) NOW.

Wish granted, but people start dumping their junk in your yard...

I wish Rhett and Link weren't stopping GMM

Ceilingfanlover:) wrote:I wish Paramore's new album would be here already. I want it.... (wait for it...) NOW.

I pre-ordered it! I somehow thought that would make it come out for me sooner, but I still have to endure the torture of four more days. "Still Into You" is awesome though. At least they released another single for us to enjoy while we wait for the whole thing.

Garrett J Vandenberg wrote:

Ceilingfanlover:) wrote:I wish Paramore's new album would be here already. I want it.... (wait for it...) NOW.

I pre-ordered it! I somehow thought that would make it come out for me sooner, but I still have to endure the torture of four more days. "Still Into You" is awesome though. At least they released another single for us to enjoy while we wait for the whole thing.

Yeah. I at first didn't like it as much as Now, but it grew on me.

Liz'alike wrote:Wish granted, but people start dumping their junk in your yard...

I wish Rhett and Link weren't stopping GMM

Granted, but then it turns into the trashiest show on the web...

I wish my friend hadn't left...

Samantha14 wrote:

Liz'alike wrote:Wish granted, but people start dumping their junk in your yard...

I wish Rhett and Link weren't stopping GMM

Granted, but then it turns into the trashiest show on the web...

I wish my friend hadn't left...

Wish granted, but instead, he/she dies.

I wish that I had my own smiley on here.

Liz, Garrett, and Ben do, but not me.