Ruin A Wish!

Granted, but then everyone uses it as a jump rope.

I wish spaghetti would go extinct

Granted, but how is that even possible?

I wish that I could go to Paramore's concert.

Granted, but on the way you find out that your car is a decepticon and you're brutally destroyed by it and never get a chance to see Paramore's live show.

I wish for ability to sneak about like a ninja, without anyone being able to see me.

Granted, but then you can only get around by sneaking like a ninja and since no one can see you they eventually forget you ever even existed (alliteration! lol) and you live a sad, lonely life sneaking around.

I wish my cousins weren't awkward people to be around.

k, you didn't even ruin my wish. That was what I wished for.

Anyway, granted, but then YOU'RE awkward to be around, and your encounters with them are just as awkward. Also, you never get a job and live a short boring life in your parents' basement fuelled by potato chips and discount diet soda because no one wants to be around you. You die because of ingesting some rat feces on a less than reputable cola company's soft drink can.

I wish for the ability to see more than the colors my human eyes are limited to.

Granted, but then everything you see is the wrong colour.

I wish life were a lot easier...

Garrett J Vandenberg wrote:Granted, but on the way you find out that your car is a decepticon and you're brutally destroyed by it and never get a chance to see Paramore's live show.

I wish for ability to sneak about like a ninja, without anyone being able to see me.

I thought that was why you lived in Canada...

Samantha14 wrote:Granted, but then everything you see is the wrong colour.

I wish life were a lot easier...

Granted, but then it's opposite day and life becomes so much harder.

I wish that my hamburger was already cooked.

Granted. Go buy some pre-cooked ones, then.

I wish that I didn't have to write papers.

Granted, but then no one would ever have had to learn to write so no books would ever have been written.

I wish I wasn't sore from playing JustDance.

Granted, but then you have all the songs stuck in your head instead... the horror.

I wish that rain would cease.

Granted, but then so would rainbows, losing the sign of God's promise never to flood the Earth again.

I wish I were outside.

Granted, but that would mean that you would need to stop baking cookies.

I wish that I could speak Greek fluently

Granted, but then you lose the ability to speak English and you can decide what happens after that. Lol

I wish I could do a back handspring.

Granted, but you mess up and become paralyzed.

I wish that ceilingfanlover was teleported to Alaska for a minimum of 72.4523 years.

O.o What did I ever do to you?!

I don't think I'm going to grant that wish...

I wish that EJ would accidentally sleep in the End so that he would die and respawn only to die again.

Granted, but ceilingfanlover is on minecraft with him and she also dies.

I wish that iPads were free.

Darn!
Granted, but then the economy would crash.

I wish that I didn't have school tomorrow.

Granted, but then that would lower your ground 0.1 points below the minimum to pass your current grade, and you get held back.

I wish someone would give me a cookie.

Granted =) Here. Have a liver flavored cookie.

I wish I didn't have a test this Thursday.

Granted, but then the test is rescheduled on a WEEKEND!!!!

I wish I had $1,000,000,000,000.

GRANTED! But you have to give Will all of it.

I wish I had some fries.

Granted, but your dog eats them.

...HA!!

I wish I was a forum admin/mod/whatever

Kaida wrote:GRANTED! But you have to give Will all of it.

Wow! Thanks Kaida! Why so generous?

Granted, but then they unmod/deadmin you after one second.

I wish I had my own computer.

Granted, but it crashes immediatly.

I wish I had a minecracft server--wait, I do!

I wish i could have some sour patch kids!

You have a server?! I wanna go on it!

Granted, but you get them from a homeless man who put razor blades in them.

I wish someone was on chat.