Ruin A Wish!

Granted, but then foreign powers force you to construct nuclear weapons for them.

I wish that my dishwasher could load itself.

But then it would go crazy and take over the world.

I wish I had some Milk Duds.

Granted, but apparently a new law has been passed, banning milk duds, and you're thrown in jail for the rest of your life.

I wish that I could race a top fuel dragster.

DragRacingFanatic wrote:Granted, but apparently a new law has been passed, banning milk duds, and you're thrown in jail for the rest of your life.

I wish that I could race a top fuel dragster.

Wish granted, but only once, in a lame video game.

I wish I had a Snickers.

Granted, but you received it on Halloween, and it had razor blades in it.

I wish I had a platicorn. (yes, google! That's a word!)

Ceilingfanlover:) wrote:Granted, but you received it on Halloween, and it had razor blades in it.

I wish I had a platicorn. (yes, google! That's a word!)

If I had any idea of what that is I would destroy, but since I don't, I'll just let you have it. For one second.

Ceilingfanlover:) wrote:http://garrettsboringlife.blogspot.com/2012/06/magic.html

Oh, okay.

And you forgot to wish.

So did you...

NarniaQA Guy wrote:So did you...

It's her turn!

Since no one feels so inclined to make a new wish, I shall.

I wish that I had a puppy.

Granted, but it hates you and has an annoying bark.

I wish I had a phone.

Granted, but it takes over the world.

I wish that I was in Narnia for five minutes.

Granted, but in those 5 minutes, you are stuck in a sack and can't see anything.

I wish that there was more time in a day.

You are mean... Granted, but you start losing sleep and go crazy.

I wish linux would run Adobe products.

God's Girl wrote:Granted, but in those 5 minutes, you are stuck in a sack and can't see anything.

I wish that there was more time in a day.

Wish granted, but that extra time is used for school.

I wish more people would come here.

Granted, But they would all be trolls.

I wish I had a sandwich. (I'm hungry)

Ceilingfanlover:) wrote:Granted, But they would all be trolls.

I wish I had a sandwich. (I'm hungry)

I wish people wouldn't post stupid signatures.

Granted, but yours is taken down.

I wish that my previous wish was answered. :p

Granted, but it was ruined by a girl who knew how to ruin it perfectly.

I wish that I liked cleaning more.

God's Girl wrote:Granted, but it was ruined by a girl who knew how to ruin it perfectly.

I wish that I liked cleaning more.

Wish not granted.

I wish that I could travel through time.

Granted, but when you go to the future, you find yourself in a post-apocalyptic world that was taken over by renegade Hoobots. Then, the group you were with left you behind, and a Hoobot destroyed you with its utter zeal for Odyssey.

I wish that people wouldn't always think my younger brother is older than me.

DragRacingFanatic wrote:Granted, but when you go to the future, you find yourself in a post-apocalyptic world that was taken over by renegade Hoobots. Then, the group you were with left you behind, and a Hoobot destroyed you with its utter zeal for Odyssey.

I wish that people wouldn't always think my younger brother is older than me.

Wish granted. But instead they think your a mom since your older than your brother.

And I wish that my school would finish itself and then input the knowledge into my brain.

Granted, but then you would become the smartest person ever and be constantly badgered by people until you get into a car accident while running from the paparazzi and lose all your knowledge.

I wish that I was an only child.

Granted, but then you die from being lonely.

I wish sleep was nonexistent.