Ruin A Wish!

Granted, but it's bawling 'cause its your smiley

I wish I could enter into books and meet the characters and fit right in (kinda like the Imagination Station)

Granted, but you're always the person that no one ever pays any attention to.

I wish some would pm me, so I could feel cool.

Granted. But somehow, you still don't feel cool.

I wish that I could do a backflip on the trampoline (and land it on my feet!)

Granted, but when you land with such great force that you bust right through the trampoline mesh and shoot to the center of the earth where you get eaten by one of the dinosaurs.

I wish I could walk on my hands.

Granted, but you lose the ability to walk on your feet.

I wish I could be amazing at pole-vaulting.

Granted, but you'd be better than everyone else and they would all give up so you'd be the only one doing it; therefore making you an outcast.

I wish I could go to the beach.

Granted, but then there is a tsunami.

I wish Dare2Share wasn't over.

Granted, the their site crashes.

I wish I was musically gifted!

Liz'alike wrote:Granted, the their site crashes.

I wish I was musically gifted!

Granted, but you can only play "Happy Birthday" on any instrument you try.

I wish I could have every Ajunabeats album.

Granted, but they only play pony music

I wish I had every AIO album.

Wish granted, but you don't have any device to play the albums on.

I wish I had one more follower on Soundcloud. (I currently have 19)

Granted, but they turn out to all be creepy old men who ACTUALLY follow you around, day and night- watching your every move. Why? Why indeed.

I wish I could play guitar at the speed of light.

Granted, but then you would shrink to nothingness in order for your fingers to travel that fast.

I wish that the app on my ipod would quit crashing

Granted, but then your iPod breaks, so you can't use the app.

I wish I could meet Andy Mineo.

Granted, but he punches you in the face

I wish that I didn't have to read a bunch more of the Adventures of Huckleberry Finn for tomorrow

What?! That book is awesome! Well, I guess I understand if you HAVE to read it.

Granted, but then you spend that time trying to figure out a seemingly simple math problem that then keeps you awake all night until you find out a few days later that it was a typo and there is no real or imaginary answer.

I wish I had my drivers license already.

Granted, but then you run me over and get life in prison for reckless driving

I wish that I had my own smilie...

Granted, but it's a picture of a dead guy.
I wish I knew what David Crowder looked like without facial hair.

Wish granted, but then you also forget how to read and have to go back to kindergarten (making it so you'll eventually get back to reading Huckleberry Finn *maniacal laugh*)

I wish I owned every single Wayne Thomas Batson book.

Liz'alike wrote:Wish granted, but then you also forget how to read and have to go back to kindergarten (making it so you'll eventually get back to reading Huckleberry Finn *maniacal laugh*)

What does that have to do if knowing what David Crowder looked like without facial hair?

WRONG PAGE! haha

Wish granted, but then you go blind.

I wish I had every single Wayne Thomas Batson book.

Liz'alike wrote: WRONG PAGE! haha

Wish granted, but then you go blind.

I wish I had every single Wayne Thomas Batson book.

(I almost have them all except the Dark Sea Annals series)

Wish granted, but only when you are to old to even read the books will you get beat-down 50th hand half-burned books.

I wish I could get help on writing my research paper.

Granted, but the help is plagiarism, and you get an F on your paper.

I have no wishes right now... sick of it finally came out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Listened to that song, 116! "Sick Of It" is pretty sick! I like it!

I wish I could go to Venice, and have a great time.

Nelson S. wrote:Listened to that song, 116! "Sick Of It" is pretty sick! I like it!

I wish I could go to Venice, and have a great time.

Wish granted, but you go to Venice, Fl.! and have a great time doing work.

I wish I could make a story in my head become awesome on paper.