Ruin A Wish!

I wish that I had the Tower of Orthanc now.

Granted, because I don't know what that is.

I wish that my brothers weren't being brats.

Ceilingfanlover:) wrote:Granted, because I don't know what that is.

I wish that my brothers weren't being brats.

Wish granted, but then they be jerks eating beef-jerky.

I wish I knew Minecraft better.

Granted, but then you lose all of your LOTR knowledge.

I wish I had practiced piano these past four days.

Audrey wrote:Granted, because I don't know what that is.

The tower of Orthanc is the tower that Saruman was in in LoTR, I think he's referring to the lego one which is supposed to come out soon.

116 Tribe wrote:I wish that my socks would dry

Granted, but then your pants are all wet.

Christina wrote:I wish I had practiced piano these last four days.

Granted, but then you didn't do any sewing during those days.

I wish that Evening:Morning from The Digital Age was available for preorder already!!

Granted, but it ends up sucking.

I wish that the new TAL was out already.

Granted, but since I have no idea what that is I'll just say it blows up.

I wish I understood Aftershocker's instructions for that game...

Yeah, me too!
Granted, but then he changes them so you still can't.

I wish that people weren't jerks.

Granted, but now animals are jerks.

I wish I could remember what my wish was going to be.

Granted, but it turns out to be really lame.

I wish my friends would help me with my homework.

Granted, but they don't know anything so you get a horrible grade.

I wish I didn't have to practice 75 minutes of piano a day.

Wow!
Granted, but then you have to practice 100 minutes.

I wish that I could buy a book.

Granted, but you have to spend 100 dollars to do so...

I wish that I had practice tomorrow.

Granted, but you practice tying your shoes, for three hours.

I wish I could speak fluent Spanish

Granted, but then Spanish becomes a pointless, forgotten language.

I wish I could sleep.

Granted, but you don't get your homework done.

I wish Spring Reign happened again next weekend.

116_Tribe wrote:Granted, but you don't get your homework done.

I wish Spring Reign happened again next weekend.

Wish granted, but it 'rains' ( ) and the whole thing gets cancelled!

I wish I had a better mind of memory.

Granted, but the extra brain cells taken up by your excessive memory leave no room for important things, such as logical reasoning, and you become nothing more than a blithering fool with an amazing memory.

I wish I had all my ducks in a row.

@cguy, Spring Reign would never be calcelled because of rain.

DragRacingFanatic wrote:Granted, but the extra brain cells taken up by your excessive memory leave no room for important things, such as logical reasoning, and you become nothing more than a blithering fool with an amazing memory.

I wish I had all my ducks in a row.

GrAnted but ducks are terrible. Go beavers!!!

I wish that pigs flew.

Granted, but then all those ridiculous wishes kids made came true, eventually destroying society.

I wish I had some popcorn.

Granted, but it's dripping wet with greasy butter.

I wish that Blimey Cow chose Skillet as God's chosen band.

Granted, but then Jordan isn't the same, and messy Monday's are boring.

I wish our yard sale was over.

Liz'alike wrote:Granted, but then Jordan isn't the same, and messy Monday's are boring.

I wish our yard sale was over.

Wish granted, but nobody buys any of your stuff, except for a guy who stole all your best items you meant to sell.

I wish I could get Minecraft PE right now.

Granted, but it's corrupted and it crashes your computer.

I wish my dog would stay off the couch pillow.

Granted, but then it jumps in your mouth and you swallow it whole.

I wish that my paper wasn't due tomorrow.