Ruin A Wish!

Granted, but it's a pirated version, and the Newsboys find out that you have it, so they press charges and have you arrested, and they hate your guts. Every time they see you after that, they'll say, "Hey! You're that scumbag who stole our music!" Also, everyone shuns you for the rest of your life.

I wish I could go to an amusement park.

Granted, but none of the rides are up and running.

I wish that Blimey Cow lived next door.

Wish granted, but then they move away.

I wish I was cooler.

Granted, but then you become too cool for school, and you and your parents are arrested for truancy.

I wish I didn't have to pack for a trip.

Wish granted, but it happens to be that no one packs for you, resulting in you having nothing packed.


I wish I had more knowledge in making music.

Granted, but you have only a byte of knowledge more.

I wish that I will win Westerns this weekend. Go Sparts!!!

Granted but that will be your last win ever.
I wish I had forum twinkies like everyone else.

DragRacingFanatic wrote:Granted, but then you become too cool for school, and you and your parents are arrested for truancy.

Actually, as far as I know, you would be the only one arrested.

George Scheller (GS) wrote:Granted but that will be your last win ever.
I wish I had forum twinkies like everyone else.

Granted, but you only have one in your whole time here.

Granted but since you didn't ask for anything you don't get anything.
I wish I had a 500 dollar bill.

granted, those are all fake.
I wish that my essay was done.

Granted but you got worse then an f.
I wish Dc Talk would get together for the sole purpose of doing a consert in my living room.

Granted, but then a terrorist organization breaks into your house and kills tobymac... Diverse city then hunts you down for the rest of your life and you have to live in gutters eating leaves.

I wish that 13 team tournaments were less complicated.

Granted but then anybody involved has to pay a convience fee.
I wish I were above the President of the United States.

Granted, but then you are assassinated.

I wish my plants vs zombies zen garden had more plants in it.

Ha! Me to, I only have like 5. But that will change once I get PvZ2!

Okay, wish granted, but someone sells all your plants and then spends the money on Wall-nut Aid and a game pack you don't even want.

I wish PvZ2 would miracously come out today!

Granted but the packaging catches on fire and burns your house down.
I wish that I could pass a drivers test.

Granted, but they're out of liscenses.

I wish I had a computer that didn't freeze every 10 minutes

Granted but the computer burns every 5 minutes instead.
i wish I didn't get sunburned while swimming.

Your wish has been granted. You will no longer get sunburn by swimming. Instead, you will become frozen solid for 5 days.

I wish I was a morning person.

Granted but Mornings are when I am still in Bed so you wouldn't hear from me. ( You would understand the bed part if you work later then midnight.)
I wish I could sing.

Wish granted, but you can only sing country, and since like reallly likes country, you never sing in order not to be ridiculed.

I wish I had another game idea...

Granted but you get so addicted with it you never get anything else done.
I wish I made 500 dollars an hour.

Granted, you only work one hour a year, though.
I wish that my ultimate season wasn't over.

Granted but In turn you have to hear me youldle all day.
I wish that I could eat as much as Garefield the Cat.

Granted, but then you have so much mass that you are classified as a dwarf planet.

I wish my eyes werent bloodshot.