Ruin A Wish!

Hahahahaha! That's hilarious!

Granted, but then MLP wouldn't exist.

I wish I had a parrot.

Thank you haha

Granted, but then all other bird species dies.

I wish my contacts weren't drying out.

Granted, but then they are so wet they don't work.

I wish that I was not so confused by things.

Granted, but then you understand everything perfectly and you become a smartalec and no one likes you.

I wish I could eat more.

Christina the Regina wrote:Granted, but then you understand everything perfectly and you become a smartalec and no one likes you.

I wish I could eat more.

Wish granted, but before you do you come down with phenomena and when you eat solid food you get a bloated stomach which in return almost kills you and you are not allowed to eat for weeks.

I wish for money.

Granted, but I misheard you and thought you said honey, leaving you with a sticky, gooey mess.

I wish the wal-mart smiley face guy wasn't retired.

Granted, he professionally stalks you.

I wish that I was a Rhino.

Granted, but then you can no longer use the Internet because you have no fingers, meaning that you will no longer be able to ruin our wishes.

I wish that I could float on a balloon.

Granted, but you float away.

I wish that I was a Timelord.

Ceilingfanlover:) wrote:Granted, but you float away.

I wish that I was a Timelord.

Wish granted, but you can only rule your watch.

I wish my penguins could fly.

Granted, but they fly away.

I wish that the roof was sturdier (and less steep ) I'm getting worried that I might fall off.

Ceilingfanlover:) wrote:Granted, but they fly away.

I wish that the roof was sturdier (and less steep ) I'm getting worried that I might fall off.

Wish granted, but your room becomes inverted and you fall into a chasm like funnel.

I wish I could visit Middle Earth in the 4th age.

Granted, but then a nuclear bomb hits middle earth

I wish that more people had wishes to ruin.

116_Tribe wrote:Granted, but then a nuclear bomb hits middle earth

I wish that more people had wishes to ruin.

Wish granted. (Hey, what can I say? )

I wish Kaida couldn't get her wish.

Granted, but then she gets a different, better wish.

I wish that finals were over. And that I had a time machine so I could speed up to tomorrow, THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!

Granted, but then you fail the grade.

I wish I had a robot to crochet for me.

Granted but it crochets you into a sweater.

I wish that i was awake

Granted, but then you are no longer asleep.

I wish Gemstone would buy back the rights to Disney Comic books, and start printing them again.

Granted, but they stink.


I wish this thread would die.

Granted, but you just brought it back to life...

I wish custom orders weren't so complicated.

Granted, but then they aren't SO complicated, they are SUPER complicated.

I wish someone would get on chat at the same time as me.

Granted, but it's me, and I leave right away.

I wish I could speak fluent Spanish.

Wish granted, but only a South American dialect which pretty much no one else understands.

I wish that I had a pre-release copy of Newsboy's new Restart album.

Granted, but you have absolutely no way to play it.

I wish I could crochet and sleep simultaneously.

Granted. but you end up stabbing yourself in your sleep.

I wish that this thread would end.