Ruin A Wish!

Granted, but-- Hey, that avatar is reeaallly creeping me out.

I wish that everyone on here would go follow my blog right now.

Ok...better? Lol

Wish granted, but then we ruin it

I wish i was done with school already!

Same here. Uh, wish granted but because you finish SO TERRIBLY your parent's force you to take summer school to make up for it.

I wish I had a iPod Touch.

OOh my!!! Haha wish granted, but then your "friend" breaks it

I wish my brother didn't always watch the brady bunch :/

Granted, instead he watches My Little Pony

I wish that the Hobbit would release tomorrow.

Granted, but, for various reasons, you're not able to see it until December 13.

I wish it were tomorrow.

...that is impossible... It is never tomorrow.

I wish that I would have recognized Jess Harnell's voice in Wreck it Ralph

Me to. Wish granted, but you only hear one word of his part.

I wish I had had the special code which would have given you the insider peek into The Desolation of Smaug and be able to watch a Q&A chat with Peter Jackson.

Granted but all that is talked about is Garrett's terrible vocal musiche does with his voice.
I wish the phillies won today.

Wish granted, but then the referee's realize they made so many mistakes that gave the Phillies points they announce the opposing team the winner instead!

I wish I had the Galactic Titan Lego set.

Granted, but it has a time bomb in it, which explodes and blows off your limbs, leading to a slow and painful death.

I wish I was a unicorn.

NVM, that's stupid. I wish I could play awesome music.

Graanted but music was outlawed by Lenard McSnuffelsworth.
I wish wax food was edible.

Wish granted, but upon taking a bite of wax food, you discover that wax food, although now being edible, still tastes like wax, and wax not being very tasty, causes you to spit it immadietly out and you never eat what was once wax food again.

I wish PVZ 2 was out NOW‼

Granted but poisonous venium zippers are not good for you.
I wish the tcf would get there next ep out.

Granted but Garrett hasn't finished the music yet so it sounds lame.

I wish that you could support Kickstarter projects without losing money.

Me to. Uh, wish granted, but then instead of losing money to Kickstarter, you just lose all your money.

I wish Plants vs. Zombies 2: It's About Time! was out NOW.

Granted but the plants and the Zombies ate the people.
I wish I could get paid without working.

Wish granted, but Obama finally goes broke and can't fund his "Don't Work! We'll Pay!" program which was paying you and everyone else minimum wage, so you have to go back to work again, and work harder.  

Granted but no wish and so you get nothing.
I wish cookies grew on trees rivers flowed with fudge and the roads were made of Italian food.

Granted, but then there you get eaten because you are so small that you fit on someone's plate of cookies, fudge, and Italian.

I wish that I would get Boardwalk in McD's Monopoly

Granted, but its a fake and your worst enemy wins instead.

I wish I had red hair.

Granted, but--wait--Sam?!?!?!? You're alive?
Haha, just teasing.
Granted, but then you wish you were a brunette and dye it green bye mistake. (Get the reference? Anybody?)

I wish my The Digital Age preorder stuff was here. Other people got theirs a few days ago.

Will L wrote:Granted, but--wait--Sam?!?!?!? You're alive?
Haha, just teasing.
Granted, but then you wish you were a brunette and dye it green bye mistake. (Get the reference? Anybody?)

I wish my The Digital Age preorder stuff was here. Other people got theirs a few days ago.

I am alive. =p I just haven't been on in a while. Every time I get on and get on the chat, no one is around, though. >.<

Granted, but its broken.

I wish AIO 57 was out already.

Granted, but you're broke and can't buy it and didn't preorder it if you could cause I don't care enough to check if you can anymore.

I wish Episode 51 pt 1 was out.

Granted, but because you were so cruel to me with reality, it is in all greek and you must go through six years of classes before you can understand even the first scene.

I wish I wasn't doing calculus. -_-