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Post by Bid Wouldahadit on Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:21 pm

Will L wrote:Granted, but then all the schoolteachers have no job. Sad

I wish that I had a million, non-counterfeit dollars.

Granted, Hotdog. But then you are stuck in the family business for the rest of your life, get depressed and try to kill yourself, and are saved by a second class angel who gives you the Adventures of Tom Sawyer.
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Post by Ceilingfanlover:) on Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:45 pm

....I don't even know what that is.

I wish I had a pony.

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Post by Bid Wouldahadit on Sat Mar 30, 2013 12:03 am

Granted, but the pony is rabid and eats your family members before it runs for president.

I wish that Friday was forever referred to as "Messyges".
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Post by Garrett J Vandenberg on Sat Mar 30, 2013 12:49 am

Bravo 116_Tribe. That was incredible dark. I love dark in this game. Very Happy

116_Tribe wrote:I wish that Friday was forever referred to as "Messyges".

Granted, but it breaks the space time continuum and "Good Friday" ends up never existing, and Jesus never dies for our sins.

I wish I was able to travel anywhere I wanted immediately with the press of a button.
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Post by DragRacingFanatic on Sat Mar 30, 2013 12:52 am

Granted, but said button feeds off of your own energy, and it quickly drains you and you die.

I wish that more people liked My Little Pony.
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Post by NarniaQA Guy on Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:36 am

Granted... But then more people like MLP. Evil or Very Mad

I wish that I could have a thousand dollars. Very Happy
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Post by Will L on Sat Mar 30, 2013 1:16 pm

NarniaQA Guy wrote:I wish that I could have a thousand dollars. Very Happy
Granted, but you get it by robbing the National Bank, and go to jail for life.

I wish that Ethan Daniels was real.
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Post by Bid Wouldahadit on Sat Mar 30, 2013 1:52 pm

He is...
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Post by Garrett J Vandenberg on Sat Mar 30, 2013 6:38 pm

Well played.

I wish I had duck feet.
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Post by Will L on Sat Mar 30, 2013 6:50 pm

Granted, but then you wouldn't be able to grab things with your toes. clown

I wish I was a fish.
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Post by Garrett J Vandenberg on Sat Mar 30, 2013 7:09 pm

Granted, but the transformation process doesn't go as planned and you end up still having lungs instead of gills. You drown in a matter of minutes.

I wish I could play the guitar as well as Andy Mckee
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Post by Bid Wouldahadit on Sat Mar 30, 2013 7:12 pm

Granted, but then you spend your whole life playing guitar that you never voice Aaron or Faaron again.

I wish that I would throw consistant, accurate 80 yard hammers.
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Post by C-guy on Sat Mar 30, 2013 7:17 pm

116_Tribe wrote:Granted, but then you spend your whole life playing guitar that you never voice Aaron or Faaron again.

I wish that I would throw consistant, accurate 80 yard hammers.
Ha! Yeah, I wish that to!

Okay, wish granted, but every time you do, you hit someone.

I wish I could master the 'flick'.
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Post by Bid Wouldahadit on Sat Mar 30, 2013 8:07 pm

Granted, but then your backhand suffers from lack of practice.

I wish the Buckeyes would come back and not ruin my bracket.
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Post by Will L on Sat Mar 30, 2013 8:45 pm

Wish granted, but the world ends and you don't go to heaven. Twisted Evil

I wish that I never needed to excrete. But I could still eat and become nourished.
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Post by Ceilingfanlover:) on Sat Mar 30, 2013 8:49 pm

Um...I'm not going to go there.

I wish I felt better. Sad

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Post by Will L on Sat Mar 30, 2013 8:53 pm

Granted, but even though you feel better, you aren't better. Then you eat a ton on Easter and get sick.

I wish that I could go into outer space.
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Post by Ceilingfanlover:) on Sat Mar 30, 2013 8:54 pm

Granted, but you forget your space helmet and die a gruesome, terrible death. Then you are discovered by aliens, who dissect your body and then put it back together, causing you to live again, but live a horrible, painful life, always being studied and watched.

I wish that my phone was charged.

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Post by Renae M. on Sat Mar 30, 2013 8:59 pm

Granted but then you over charge it and it explodes into a mass of...of..HAIR! Twisted Evil

I wish I was a scientist.
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Post by Ceilingfanlover:) on Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:06 pm

Granted, but then you discover a nuclear bomb formula, and the plans are accidentally leaked. Then the entire world starts making their own nuclear bombs, so us good people are evacuated to Mars, thinking we could live there. We couldn't. So we are thrown into deep space, only to be found in a few thousand years by an Earth satellite. The people on Earth were deceived by the government and never knew that that great nuclear massacre had occurred, but they found out about it, and found the nuclear plans. People start bombing the government for not telling them, and Earth is destroyed. Only to be found by aliens, who take our remains and cause us to live again, but a very painful life. Then a human finds a nuclear bomb formula....

I wish that I could watch BlimeyCow's video right now.

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Post by Will L on Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:09 pm

Wish granted, but it isn't filmed or edited yet, so all you see is a blank screen.

I wish I had a house of twinkies.
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Post by Ceilingfanlover:) on Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:12 pm

Granted, but then some little children named Rancid and Petal come and find your house. When you see the children, you realize that you've always wanted to see what children taste like. So you invite the kids in, and trick Rancid into getting in the oven. Rancid, of course, is a stupid boy, so he goes in, and you cook him. You take a bite out of his leg, however, and discover that he does in fact, taste Rancid. Petal got away and found the local authorities, who hauled you off to jail. Of course, Rancid had a disease, so you die a slow, painful death in prison.

I wish I had a unicorn that could speak.

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Post by Wretched Sinner on Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:14 pm

Granted, it eats you.

I wish that I could wish something and not get it ruined.

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Post by Ceilingfanlover:) on Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:22 pm

Granted, but then you get everything you ever want, causing you to become a spoiled brat. Of course, when aliens come to Earth, they want people to study, and everyone volunteers you. The aliens gladly take you, but when they attempt to do a study, they think all humans are like that. So they decide to bomb Earth, and very few people get away. The ones that do go and live in a parallel universe, until they realize that's a stupid idea and wake up out of their coma to find that aliens are destroying Earth. People go and try to live on Jupiter, but just die. Congratulations, you just single-handedly obliterated the human race.

I wish my English teacher assigned more fiction for me to write.

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Post by Wretched Sinner on Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:27 pm

OK, but your fiction is so horrible that you get kicked out of school, therefore you do not get yur college diploma, therefore yu do not get a job, therefore you do not buy a house, therefore you must live the rest of your life out on the street, homeless. Congrats, you just ruined your life.

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