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Re: Ruin A Wish!

Post by Ceilingfanlover:) on Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:31 pm

Wish for something!

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Post by Wretched Sinner on Sat Mar 30, 2013 10:10 pm

right. I wish I had a new forum notification

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Post by DragRacingFanatic on Sat Mar 30, 2013 10:32 pm

Granted, but the notification is that you are banned from this and all other forums forever, and everyone on the internet shuns you.

I wish that I didn't have to fold laundry.
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Post by Bid Wouldahadit on Sun Mar 31, 2013 12:29 am

Granted, but then it never gets folded.

I wish college scholarships were less of a pain to apply for.
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Post by Will L on Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:31 am

Granted, but then nobody gets granted a scholarship.

I wish fresh, ripe tomatoes came in blue.
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Post by Bid Wouldahadit on Sun Mar 31, 2013 3:08 pm

Granted, but then they would be called blue berries, creating a lot of confusion.

I wish that I could eat pigs all day long.
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Post by C-guy on Sun Mar 31, 2013 4:25 pm

116_Tribe wrote:Granted, but then they would be called blue berries, creating a lot of confusion.

I wish that I could eat pigs all day long.
Wish granted! Snap Out Of It But raw pig only.

I wish that Newsboys would release a best ever, new studio album NOW!
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Post by Will L on Sun Mar 31, 2013 4:48 pm

Granted, but you go deaf and can't listen to it.

I wish I could speak Spanish as well as English.
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Post by Ceilingfanlover:) on Sun Mar 31, 2013 8:39 pm

Yes, but then you become the ambassador to Mexico. You drive into Houston, about to cross the border, when suddenly I kidnap you, as you're driving in my town and you looked suspicious. Of course, I don't know that it's you, so we exchange out goodbye's, only for me to hand you over to a Mexican gang for doing...something in the past that I don't remember. The gang starts beating you up as I pretend to look horrified. Of course, I am actually not me, but....AREM! (From the old boards). See, AREM and I were twins in mind, but also, unbeknownst to us, body. We looked identical! So AREM kidnapped me and took over my life as an actress, but was roped into a Mexican gang. Anyway, you discover it was AREM, and are so surprised that you faint. You wake up in a trunk, with the faint sounds of a mariachi band coming from in front of you. Of course, the first thing you ask yourself is, "What would Mitch do?" You kick out the tail lights and fall out of the trunk, where you land in the middle of a deserted highway. Then, these guys named Kurt and Aaron come up to you and ask if you need help. You end up in the hospital with major injuries and are about to die. As you're closing your eyes for that last time, you hear, "And that was the latest hit from the artist Nagel, Wake up Will! Wake up Will! Yeah, that's going to be a big hit." You open your eyes only to see a doctor hovering over you, with a concerned look on his face. No wonder, because you've been in a coma for three days after getting in a car accident in an unknown small town. As a whiny voice pierces your ears, you realize...this has to be a dream. But is this a dream within a dream? Is it a projection of your sub-conscious mind trying to protect you from people implanting ideas into your brain? I don't know, will. Is it? Is it really?

I'm enjoying this WAY to much. I should be getting thumbs up for these! :p
I wish that I didn't have to take my science test.


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Post by NarniaQA Guy on Sun Mar 31, 2013 8:54 pm

Granted, but then you don't become a scientist and you don't discover the cure for cancer.

I wish I didn't have to take my math test.


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Post by Ceilingfanlover:) on Sun Mar 31, 2013 9:11 pm

Granted, but...get ready guys.
But you decide to skip that test. Your teacher notices and calls your mom, who freaks out. She grounds you for a year, keeping you from the National Code Convention. Of course, you have to go, so you sneak out of the house and hitchhike with some fat guy named Phil, a whiny kid named Ethan, and this weird intern who just slept the whole way. You end up jumping out the window because Ethan was annoying you so much, and are picked up by this guy named Kurt. All he talked about was surfing sludge bubbles as you rode to California. Kurt, however, would try to pick up every hobo that came along, including this guy laying in the middle of the road named...Alex or something like that. You didn't hear much before you pulled Kurt back into the car and drove off. You finally get to the NCC only to find that you missed it by two days! However, you do see as you drive out of town that this band named Em' Wark is playing, so you decide to go before you call your mom to pick you up. As you hear the band play, you spot that guy Alex up on stage playing the drums and singing about this guy named Witch, or something. Why he would want witches to come back is beyond you. You decide to go say hi before this fat guy named Bill comes and attempts to strangle you with a guitar string. You pass out as he's sitting on top of you, as this whiny guy kept yelling in the background. You wake up in an interrogation room, with this blonde girl yelling at you to talk or else. You, of course, scream that you don't know anything. (Isn't that the truth?) The woman throws you out (literally!) of the room and toward a man with a needle. Wait, a needle? You attempt to run, but don't get far as the man jabs you in the arm. You wake up in a McDonalds, with no idea how you got there. You head into the bathroom only to see that whiny kid and that intern you hitch-hiked with washing their hands, discussing fruits. You put in your two cents and ask them for their autographs. They happily oblige, and you walk out to finish your meal. As you see a large man approach them and a blonde woman who looks strangely familiar, you finish chewing, throw out your happy meal (taking out the cassette tape of The Illiad, of course) and walk out the door to a pay phone. You need to call your mother.

Tada! I think it ends here Smile
In case it doesn't....I wish that someone would ruin my wishes as epically as I ruin their's.

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Post by Will L on Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:23 pm

Okay. Wish granted... your wish isn't ruined at all. Twisted Evil

I wish that I could fall 1,000 feet without dying.
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Post by Bid Wouldahadit on Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:42 pm

Granted, but you fall 1001 feet and the final foot kills you.

I wish i was psychic like shawn spencer
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Post by NarniaQA Guy on Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:18 am

Wish granted, but you throw out your leg when doing your sidekick.

I wish that Abandons new album was out.
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Post by Bid Wouldahadit on Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:01 pm

Granted, but then it would be very poor quality and you would hate it.

I wish that today was officially April Phil's Day.
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Post by NarniaQA Guy on Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:26 pm

Granted... But then you wouldn't be able to pull any pranks.

I wish Will would change his sig.
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Post by Bid Wouldahadit on Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:21 pm

Granted, but he changes it to something even more rude about your's.

I wish that bananas were made of chocolate monkeys.
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Post by Will L on Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:37 pm

Granted, but you suddenly become allergic to chocolate.

I wish I knew what the 116 referred to.
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Post by Bid Wouldahadit on Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:50 pm

Granted, but then you get addicted to Christian rap. (Not that that's a bad thing)

I wish that I went to Hogwarts.
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Post by Ceilingfanlover:) on Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:32 pm

Granted, but you come right after Dumbledore is resurrected and turns evil. Dumbledore goes off and kills your parents, who are secretly members of the Order of the Phoenix. Then Dumbledore kills you and destroys the world.

I'm not feeling very inspired.
I wish I was done with my homework.

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Post by Will L on Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:47 pm

Granted, but your mom, amazed that you actually did it for once, gives you more. Liz

I wish that I was awesome. Garrett
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Post by Ceilingfanlover:) on Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:40 pm

Why on earth would you use "The Garrett" next to the word awesome?? Wink

Wish granted. I don't feel like ruining it epically.

I wish I didn't have to do three tests tomorrow.

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Post by Bid Wouldahadit on Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:58 pm

Granted but then you fail.

I wish my youth pastor was a country music star.
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Post by Garrett J Vandenberg on Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:17 pm

Will L wrote:Granted, but your mom, amazed that you actually did it for once, gives you more. Liz

I wish that I was awesome. Garrett

I love that that smiley is supposed to be me. That's amazing.

116_Tribe wrote:I wish my youth pastor was a country music star.

Granted, but then he sings country music, which is awful.

I wish my fingers were long enough to be able to play an entire guitar with just one hand, so I could play three guitars at once.
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Post by Bid Wouldahadit on Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:33 pm

Granted, but then no one wants to shake you hand or get your autograph...

I wish I had some homework to do...
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