Episode 16 BTS

So. GUYZ. I was watching Episode 16 last night and decided to read that stuff scrolling at the bottom during the CFNN. And I was LOLing. Here they are in order of appearance:

-Terror Threat Level Red (Scorpion)
-Campbell County Health Department has been temporarily shutting down businesses all over Odyssey. All of the closings are due to contamination by imaginary particles. The source of the contamination has been traced to local establishment Whit's End. However, none of he food in Whit's End is contaminated. Local authorities are investigating the instances of contamination; store owner John Whittaker to make a comment to the press

-Local shop J&J Antiques devastated after bull attack; the animal escaped from its pasture, charging down the road and into the store through the front window. Store owner Jack Allen claims that only the fine china section sustained damages.

-Former Odyssey resident Isaac Morton finally gets around to saying goodbye to his friends many years after leaving town. Morton recently won his battle with an illness known as chronic procrastinitis.

-Campbell County officials have enacted "imminent domain" to demolish the Foster Creek neighborhood on the outskirts of Odyssey. 50 homes will be demolished to make room for 20 high-end condominiums.

-Eugene finds himself playing better using the black pieces while playing himself in chess.

-Ethan Daniels finds refuge in local bookstore after being threatened by Katie Leigh's new husband.

-Washington family wish people would stop congratulating them on the new president

-Connie Kendall arrested for indecent exposure after caught skinny-dipping in Trickle Lake.

-Anti-Aging cream found in Mr. Whittaker's lab. Connie claims to know nothing.

- Survey shows that very few people care about the screamo/hardcore/punk scene

-Wooton Bassett admits to not finding "Wooden Baskets" joke very funny during BTV Live

- Show writers inform Will Ryan how easy Eugene can undergo a simple voice box reconstructive surgery

-Local Odyssey resident almost gets a hold of the AIO Official Guide

-Ceiling Fan News Network will not be picked up on BTV

Wow, you got all the way down here? O.o
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Ahaha! These are so funny. Thanks for putting them on here, Audrey.

Yeah, I've noticed that before.

HA. I forgot about these. :-P Mark and I wrote all of those. We should do another video news report one of these days. But not until we finish with this season. That's the main thing. Right?

Yes, finished Season 4!

My favorite part of this episode was the skit about how they make the Ceiling Fan. Best part. First time I watched it, I laughed my face off. XD

First time I listened to/watched almost every episode, I laughed my face off.